Kyle Walker’s Manchester City Future Revealed

As revealed by Pep Guardiola, Kyle Walker has asked to leave Manchester City with immediate effect. The fullback did not make the bench in the FA Cup fixture, which the Citizens triumphed in with a gigantic scoreline of 8-0 against Salford City. Kyle Walker Pushing To Leave Manchester City  According to Daily Mail, Kyle Walker […]

United States Willing To Host 2031 FIFA Women’s World Cup

In the coming months, the United States (US) is set to make a solid push for the 2031 FIFA Women’s World Cup in conjunction with Mexico. Currently, the United States Soccer Federation president, Cindy Parlow Cone, has come out to urge the nation to stage the illustrious tournament again publicly. On the United Soccer Coaches […]

Ruben Amorim Said “I Can’t Guarantee Anything” At Man Utd

Is Kobbie Mainoo heading for the exit at Old Trafford? Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim has just dropped a bombshell! He can’t guarantee the teenage sensation will stay! This news has sent ripples of concern through the United fanbase. Mainoo’s Contract Stand-Off and Chelsea Links! The 19-year-old midfielder has been linked with a shocking move […]

The Rise Of Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) In Sports Journalism (A Parody)

The Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) revolution is infiltrating, if not replacing, the human capacity to create, communicate ideas, and tell stories. AGI is the warp-speed process of recycling and reusing data and intellect compiled throughout human history. AGI represents the swan song celebration of human effort. It is a dollar store of facts and resources, […]